Er, I think I’m supposed to say Goose neutral? Drake neutral? This is getting ducking silly…
I just saw this article on Yahoo! News, I mean Yahoo! “News,” about gender-neutral names being more popular now than ever before. The article also states, “The older generation may be taken aback by gender-neutral names and think a name should announce the child’s gender.” I guess I’m the older generation. But I’m not taken aback, so much as I am really fucking annoyed that this is a thing people worry about. The gender of a name is now a topic of debate?
Young people are so hip and progressive, refusing to be pinned down to being a boy or a girl just because they have a penis or a vagina. How dare society and science and biology and anatomy and reality tell them who they are?
Know what else is gender-neutral?
Door. Or Bus. Comet. Sour Milk. Stuff. Things, if twins. Sorry, multiples. Just because they occupied the same womb at the same time, doesn’t mean they’re exactly the same. Twins is so archaic…
Danielle, if we have a child, we’re naming itherhim Person. With no last name, because who are we to claim a Person as “ours?”
Person Earth Universe.
Now that’s a non-specific, gender neutral, can’t hurt anyone’s fucking feelings name. I swear, we’re all going to be gray blobs in a few generations.
Here’s a little diagram to help alleviate some confusion:
I’m not against anyone expressing himself. Herself. I was always taught it’s wrong to write “themselves” when referring to one person. But here, I concede: I’m not against a person expressing themselves. What I’m against is being told by a bullshit media that it’s wrong to define someone. The very act of telling someone not to be judgmental is judgmental. Boys have always been he; girls are she. I don’t know…
…Maybe it’s just me.
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